god I hate these things
so much pressure
full time astrology hoe
part time regular hoe
be n i c e I cry easy

thesituation:

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy


dragongirltitties:

girl help they are making me do my job at work


replicated:

i think i speak for most of us when i say i’ve accepted i’m just going to be using tumblr until it either shuts down or i die


caffeinatedopossum:

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

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girlwhimsy:

the pain is neverending………..but so is the swag 🫡


lakevida:

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously


teaboot:

Oh no…. not my bed and my pillows and my blankies….. sure would suck if I…. got snug as a bug in there…. whatever would I do……


exorcistas:

looking like a lesbian isn’t a bad thing actually, it’s a very good thing it means you’re cool and hot 😊


mulderscully:

mulderscully:

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore